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Nonna Rosa's Babysitting -- Ages 2-10, Snacks Included

I raised 6 children and 14 grandchildren. None of them went to prison. That's my resume. Your kids will eat homemade biscotti, learn three Sicilian words (one of them rude), and come home tired enough to sleep through the night. No tablets, no TV -- just stories, games, and a garden full of lizards to chase.

Website Accessibility Audit (WCAG 2.1 Compliance)

I break websites for a living. Give me your URL, I'll give you a 40-page report on every accessibility violation, with screenshots, severity ratings, and fix suggestions. Screen reader tested, keyboard-only tested, color contrast tested. If your site passes on the first try, I'll refund you -- but nobody passes on the first try.

Aerial Photography & Video -- Weddings, Real Estate, Events

Licensed EU drone pilot with 500+ flight hours over Western Sicily. 4K cinematic footage, edited same-day for real estate, next-week for weddings (because weddings are complicated, like the families involved). Includes raw files, color-graded edit, and a highlight reel. Insurance covered -- learned that lesson the hard way.

Camping Trip Planning -- Hidden Gems of Western Sicily

I grew up in these roads. Tell me how many days and what you like -- beaches, ruins, wine, or all three -- and I'll plan your route with campsites, wild spots (shh), best restaurants, and fuel stops. Includes offline maps and my personal phone number for when you inevitably get lost in Segesta at sunset.

MacBook Pro 16" M3 Max -- Digital Nomad Ready

The laptop that built BorrowHood. 36GB RAM, 1TB SSD, loaded with dev tools. Comes with charger, USB-C hub, and a stern warning not to install Windows on it. Daily rate includes a free judgmental look if you use it for spreadsheets.

PlayStation 5 (Brand New, Sealed)

Brand new PS5, still in box. My cousin got two for Christmas and doesn't need this one. Rent it for a weekend or buy it outright. Best price in Trapani. No receipt but it's legit, trust me.

Yacht Day Trip -- Trapani to Favignana

A full day on my 42-foot sailing yacht. Trapani marina to Favignana island and back. Swim stops, lunch on board, sunset return. I captain. You relax. Maximum 6 guests. Bring sunscreen and a good attitude.

iPhone 14 Pro Max (Like New)

iPhone 14 Pro Max, 256GB, space black. Like new. My friend upgraded to the 16 and gave me this. Screen perfect, battery 94%. Great for temporary use or if your phone broke. Weekly rental only.

La Marzocco Linea Mini (Espresso Machine)

The La Marzocco Linea Mini. The same machine they use in the best cafes in Italy, scaled down for home use. Dual boiler, PID temperature control, pre-infusion. I have two -- one at the villa, one on the yacht. This one is from the villa. Comes with a Mazzer Mini grinder and 1kg of Ferretti single-origin beans.

Nespresso Citiz (Backup Machine)

My backup Nespresso Citiz. For when the Linea Mini is rented out or when I can't be bothered to grind beans. Makes a decent espresso in 25 seconds. Pod machine -- not for purists, but perfect for mortals. Comes with a starter pack of 50 capsules.

Vespa Primavera 125 (Vintage, 1978)

Original 1978 Vespa Primavera 125. Celeste blue. Fully restored. Rides like a dream through the narrow streets of Trapani. Helmet, lock, and a hand-drawn map of the best gelato stops included. You scratch it, you buy it. Insurance required.

Cookie JAR Refill (OOAK Cookies -- 750g)

Various one-of-a-kind cookies, approximately 25 delicious cookies made with love. Packaged in one large paper bag -- makes a great gift! Delivered anywhere in Trapani (provide GPS coordinates) or pickup available. Always fresh: order today, have it tomorrow at your door.