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Boxing Gear Set (Gloves, Wraps, Heavy Bag)

16oz training gloves, 180-inch hand wraps, and a 70lb heavy bag with ceiling mount. The same weight class gear I trained with for Raging Bull. Hit the bag for twenty minutes and tell me acting isn't physical work.

Tango Dance Lesson -- The Scent of a Woman Masterclass

I learned the Argentine tango for Scent of a Woman and performed it blind. Tango is a conversation between two bodies -- lead, follow, improvise. I teach basic tango: the walk, the ocho, the cross. You'll dance in twenty minutes. Tip: Tango is not about steps. It's about the embrace.

Camping Table + 4 Chairs Set

Tavolo da campeggio pieghevole con 4 sedie. Alluminio leggero, perfetto per la spiaggia o il camping. Si piega in una borsa da trasporto.

Golf Club Set (Complete, Right-Handed)

Full set: driver, 3-wood, 5-wood, 4-PW irons, sand wedge, putter. Bag with stand included. Good enough to play 18 holes, not so expensive you cry when you shank one into the lake. Return them clean.

Golf Lesson -- Fundamentals for Beginners

Grip, stance, swing, follow through. I don't teach you to hit it far. I teach you to hit it straight. Consistency beats distance every time. Just like Albert Kenel said: do it right or don't do it. Clubs provided.

Fencing Lessons -- Classical French Swordsmanship

My father was the greatest swordsman in France. I learned enough to write convincing duels. I'll teach you the basics -- en garde, parry, riposte -- and the storytelling behind every fight scene. A duel is a conversation with sharps.

Scuba Diving Equipment (Full BCD + Reg Set)

BCD, regulator, octopus, pressure gauge, dive computer. I dive to get away from mailing lists. You should dive to get away from whatever is making you angry. Fits medium-large builds. Wetsuit not included.

Unicycle (20-inch, Learner-Friendly)

I rode this through the halls of Bell Labs while juggling. Now you can ride it through your neighborhood. 20-inch wheel, good for beginners. Balance is information theory in action -- constant feedback, constant correction.

Running Shoes (Marathon Training)

Good trail runners. I nearly qualified for the 1948 Olympics with a 2:46 marathon. Running clears the mind better than any computer. Take them for a long run and think about impossible problems.

Yoga Equipment Set (10 person group)

10 premium yoga mats (6mm, non-slip), 20 cork blocks, 10 cotton straps, 10 bolsters, 5 meditation cushions. Everything for a group class or retreat. Comes in storage bags.

Fishing Kayak (Sit-on-Top, 3.5m)

Ocean fishing kayak, sit-on-top design. 3.5m long, rated for 150kg. 2 rod holders, anchor trolley, waterproof storage hatch, comfortable seat with back support. Paddle included.

Deep Sea Fishing Rod Set (3 rods)

3 heavy-duty fishing rods: trolling rod (30-50lb), jigging rod (20-40lb), bottom fishing rod (50-80lb). Penn reels, braided line, tackle box with 200+ lures and hooks. Ready for tuna, swordfish, grouper.