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Jerry's Killer Keys

I am a rock and rollin', country and western, rhythm and blues singing motherf-----

About

Born in Ferriday, Louisiana. Mama Mamie mortgaged the house to buy me a piano. I was worth it. Great Balls of Fire. Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On. I played piano standing up, kicking the bench over, banging the keys with my elbows, my feet, my forehead. Then I set it on fire. Literally set the piano on fire to upstage Chuck Berry at a concert. They called me The Killer. I've been married seven times, banned from radio, blacklisted by the industry, and I outlived every single one of them. Elvis, Buddy, Chuck -- all gone. I played my last concert in 2019 at age 83. The piano never filed a complaint.

Skills

Piano

Music · 70y

Piano Destruction

Other · 60y

Singing

Music · 65y

Country Music

Music · 50y

Survival

Other · 87y

Items (1)

Upright Piano (Honky-Tonk, Tuned to Party)

A beat-up upright that sounds like Saturday night in Louisiana. Not a concert instrument. A PARTY instrument. Great Balls of Fire was never played on a Steinway. It was played on a piano like this, wi...

music physical

€15 per_day

Location

Ferriday, US

Languages

🇬🇧 EN native

Exported from BorrowHood · 2026-03-10